Sexy Pictures From 1890

source: Wall To Watch

Subject: First paycheck...

A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction

crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old

daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much

of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-

in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with

her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs

to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the week they even

presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars.

The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of

admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar 'pay' she had received to the

bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank, the teller was

equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check

at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, 'I worked last week with the crew

building the house next door to us.' 'My goodness gracious,' said the teller, 'and will you

be working on the house again this week, too?'

The little girl replied, 'I will if those @ssholes at Home Depot ever deliver the f#cking

sheet rock...'