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Doggie Proverbs

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies. - Gene Hill

In dog years I'm dead.

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. - Dave Barry

The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage. - Danish Proverb

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx.

The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.- Michael Friedman

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. - August Strindberg

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. - Fran Lebowitz

Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. - Nora Ephron

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. - Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

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2 comments:

  1. I love dogs! October is adopt a shelter dog month.

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  2. Love those. I am going to use some of them in my classes. Thanks!

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