Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies. - Gene Hill
In dog years I'm dead.
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the
car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing
in your ear. - Dave Barry
The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage. - Danish Proverb
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx.
The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.- Michael Friedman
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. - August Strindberg
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. -
Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. - Nora Ephron
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. - Dereke
Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey