30.4.13

Religions of the World

Taoism:                                         Shit happens

Hinduism:                                    This shit happened before

Islam:                                            If shit happens, take a hostage

Buddhism:                                   When shit happens, is it really shit?

7th Day Adventist:                      Shit happens on Saturday

Protestantism:                            Shit won`t happen if I work hard

Catholicism:                                If shit happens, I deserve it

Jehovah's Witness:                   Knock, knock, shit happens

Judaism:                                     Why does shit always happen to me?

Hare Krishna:                             Shit happens, rama, rama, ding, dong

Atheism:                                      No shit

T.V. Evangelism:                         Send more shit

Rastafarianism:                          Let's smoke that shit 

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