Ten totally useless facts about humans.

It takes about 40 muscles to smile, but only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent rifle.

Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man.

The average human will eat one pound of insects in their lifetime.

Humans share one third of their DNA with lettuce!

Right-handed people live on average, 9 years longer than left-handed people.

Julio Iglesias once had five gallons of water flown from Miami to L.A. so he could wash his hair.

Tom Cruise and Robbie Williams were both voted least Likely To Succeed at school.

Pirates wore earrings because they believed it improved their eyesight.

Volleyball is the most popular sport at nudist camps.

Every time you lick a stamp you consume one tenth of a calorie.


  1. Not useless at all. Those facts made me laugh!

  2. I laughed out loud. My family is still looking at me like I'm smoking green Cheetos.

  3. Giggle. The part about the insects is certainly true here in the Northwest at sunset! Where DO they all come from????

  4. Wow! I didn't know Humans share one third of their DNA with lettuce. And they say Iceberg has zero vitamins/minerals... figures!